"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
10/07/2016 at 11:37 • Filed to: None
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"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
10/07/2016 at 11:37 • Filed to: None | 5
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This is $7.50 worth of quarters.
I went to the car wash and tried to give the machine a $10 bill. It wouldn’t take it, so I went to the change machine. It kept spewing out quarters, but I didn’t count because math sucks.
I washed my car for 17 minutes at $0.25 a minute, for a total of $8.50.
Then I vacuumed it for 4 minutes for $1.
Then I counted the quarters I have left, because I hate quarters. I have $7.50 in quarters left over.
Evidently the change machine gave me $17 change for a $10 bill. Meaning I practically got to wash my car for free.
I need to withdraw my entire savings in denominations of $10 bills and feed them to this magical machine.
MonkeePuzzle
> Honeybunchesofgoats
10/07/2016 at 11:40 |
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I can’t tell you how many times when I first got my license that our nights started as a pile of change on the hood. count it up, fill the car with that exact amount of fuel, then that determined the night’s activities.
sometimes it even involved washing the car. but mostly just to get the mud out from underneath so the parental units didn’t think we’d been rallying :D
Rico
> Honeybunchesofgoats
10/07/2016 at 11:41 |
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So you stole $7? Don’t try to run, I’ve already alerted the authorities.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> Rico
10/07/2016 at 12:11 |
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I’d like to cite Barbie v. The State of California. Math is hard and one cannot be charged for a crime that involves a knowledge of math.
I learned that from my tax preparer.
Roundbadge
> Honeybunchesofgoats
10/07/2016 at 12:25 |
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Well this puts a whole new spin on things!
*ignites City estimated tax bill*
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> MonkeePuzzle
10/07/2016 at 12:43 |
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No matter how old I get, I will never get over the feeling of freedom that comes with not having to think about how much money I have when I fill my tank.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Honeybunchesofgoats
10/07/2016 at 12:45 |
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right! just fill it and don’t even look at how much. FREEDOM!
no more click click click click click to fill it to EXACTLY $5.23
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> MonkeePuzzle
10/07/2016 at 12:52 |
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Or, even worse, being in New Jersey and having the attendant think you asked to fill it.
“Uhhhh, is there an ATM nearby?”